A new life awaits you in the off world colonies!

"The D.C. Metro area has one of the longest commute times in the nation, and we're doing our part to keep it that way."

catchy tune...makes me want to run out there and market shit with my truck

Theres also a company that will give you a free car if you agree to have it completely plastered in ads and drive certain miles and days.

We have these in Vegas, and they are extremely annoying. Half the time they have hideous escorts on the side, and they drive ten miles below the speed limit.

The first time i saw one of these my first thought was "There has to be a easier way to transport that sign instead of proping it up like that."



And if i hadn't just said that nobody would have known about that incredibly stupid thought.

Buses?

jesus man, i am feeling that 'resistance is futile' message

freedom of speech lol

Now your product too can be permanently associated with the deepest rage humanly possible (traffic rage) and your company's name can never again be spoken without a long string of expletives before it. Let us make all the human species hate the very act that spawned you, today!

You want to bet I can't ignore it?

it's not just for strip clubs and sex lines anymore!

"OBEY“, "MARRY AND REPRODUCE“, "NO INDEPENDENT THOUGHT", "CONSUME“, "CONFORM", "SUBMIT", "STAY ASLEEP", "BUY", "WATCH TV", "NO IMAGINATION", "DO NOT QUESTION AUTHORITY"