Fuck, you mean I don't have to drop babies from bridges to keep gravity going?

I love Not Yahtzee

The one guy's excuse is that he's drilled a hole in the top of his head.

Well God didn't make dogs to fit into my car. It's only 4mm long.

"I've got a cat that talks."
"WHAT?"

In a way, it's fascinating that there's actually a cottage industry wherein the participants are specifically successful because they lecture/write books/whatever about a subject that they actually know almost nothing about.
It'd be like a series of books on, say, car repair by people who actually don't know how to repair cars or even differentiate between different makes and models of car.

I miss VenomfangX

talking cat aside, its still hard to argue with Ray Comfort

"Come back when you're feeling better."

Also, I want a video of the talking cat.

When Don gets going, Not Yahtzee becomes Li'l Jon.

by continually referring to him as "Not Yahtzee" i assume you mean he's actually funny and right about things.