I'd kill to see an Flash animation of Mega-Leg's creation.

BEIGE INCIDENTS

Wait. So Chloe Sevigny doesn't already have ass teeth?

I worked for a market research contractor for KFC and we'd invite (and pay) people from all over Louisville to eat chicken done in odd experimental ways (weekly) and then tells us what they liked..along with age and wage demographics. Before you know it that stuff would end up in every KFC Express that they'd surgically implant into Superamerica gas stations (fill up your gut while you fill up the car)..and then the world.

KFC is evil.

The biscuit had me crying with laughter.

i love how remorseful Patton Oswalt is about being the ANGRY FOODS GUY and having no one to blame but himself, but the man has had a clear talent ever since his Black Angus bit.

One of the few famous stand-up comedians today who saves our souls from Mencia, Dane et al.

Hey, new material!

When I'm feeling sad, I shove it in deep.

If I'm feeling jaunty and prankish, I put it in at a rakish angle!