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teethsalad - 2009-08-28

vast seas of retarded sway and surge in the skull of this man


minimalist - 2009-08-28

Pirate King Mongo sails the seas of retarded, shouting OLIGARRRRRHHH, MATEYS all the way


mashedtater - 2009-08-28

remember pirates of dark water? that mans mind is the dark water.


Sodomite - 2009-08-28

Is it just me or could he be Ellen's long-lost, diabetic, fraternal twin?


IrishWhiskey - 2010-07-09

Stars for Pirate King Mongo


jangbones - 2009-08-28

The "C" is for "Cokeheaded Critics"

I will restate that, whereas I think most right wing pundits are sincere, I believe that Glenn Beck is crazy like a fox.


manfred - 2009-08-28

He's an actor doing a comedy-politics routine in the vein of The Daily Show.


pot kettle black - 2009-08-28

Just one letter away from ALIGARH (MUSLIM UNIVERSITY)


Stopheles - 2009-08-28

A Republican shill accusing the Democrats and ACORN (that rascally group that registers disenfranchised voters) of oligarchy...

...words fail me.


Document - 2009-08-28

Goddamn it MediaMatters I want to carry your children. They're so smart and snarky.

Also: He means Obama's hypothetical ideological oligarchy VS. Bush's very real and pragmatic corporate oligarchy, right? I mean, if the idea of an oligarchy upset him so much, where was he four years ago?

This is really, really weak, even by Beck standards.


Document - 2009-08-28

also, stars.


futurebot - 2009-08-29

media matters isn't snarky or even particularly smart, they're just a tank of autistic liberals with cable and video editing software


chumbucket - 2009-08-28

I smell a Glenn Beck game show kids!

Or even better...a drinking game!


socialist_hentai - 2009-08-28

Who the fuck came up with the chalkboard as a visual aid in political talk-shows? It's catching on and it's annoying as fuck.


sliggy - 2009-08-28

I think because the imagery gives them the cultural cache of research, knowledge and education that is usually associated with educators.

I honestly can't think of any other reason. Oh, and btw most educators are using white boards or smart boards these days.


SteamPoweredKleenex - 2009-08-28

Which seems odd, as the GOP likes to routinely shit on educators, in spite of their leaders all having gone to ivy-league schools and so on.


Richmond - 2009-08-28

Comes with abandoning any pretense of avoiding didacticism.


CaptainJesusHood - 2009-08-28

The adult world is a vastly complex and confusing place, and certain types of people deal with this by mentally retreating to a safe, familiar place where things were simpler and more easily understood: their childhood. The blackboard is a handy totem that lets them slip back to elementary school days, where the most complicated thing they had to worry about was whether mommy had packed them something tasty for lunch. Shit, I gotta go, G.I. Joe's playing in 10 minutes.


Hugo Gorilla - 2009-08-28

It also spells "hog rail" meaning Obama will unscrupulously use the swine flu epidemic to push Obamacare and silence and ridicule the townhall meeting dissent mobs.


TeenerTot - 2009-08-28

"Hail Gor"

Gor is the dictator of the NWO.


Camonk - 2009-08-28

It's also a planet where you can shackle and spank women all day long. I would think Billo, at least, would approve.


ADnova - 2009-08-28

Circling letters from other words and then kind of almost spelling a different word using those letters that's sort of tied to something vaguely bad is the best way I can think of to get your point across.


Man Who Fights Like Woman - 2009-08-28

Guessing he learned it from those Bible Code people.


Hooper_X - 2009-08-28

He learned it from the Daily Jumble.

And, just like a small child, he gets pissed off and writes in whatever the hell he feels like.


Jefka - 2009-08-28

Man, the Daily Show picked a really bad time to go on vacation.


Enjoy - 2009-08-28

*****


j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-08-28

This. Like I said, I hope someone is filing these videos in Stew's PHYSICAL IN BOX for when he gets back from Fiji or whatever beach he's at sipping drinks out of a coconut.

Fox gets called on their insane bullshit, so Fox steps it up another notch.


Rum Revenge - 2009-08-28

It's not just the government that's out to get you - now it's everyone! Better cling to your guns!


MongoMcMichael - 2009-08-28

You know, if he took all those words (plus the crucial missing 'y') and wrote them a little differently, it would make the acronym "I HALO GARY."

Now, this means one of two options: Obama's a queer Washington faggot who has something for some guy named 'Gary', or Obama is using our tax dollars to play a lot of 'Halo' with his real Kenyan birth certificate--'Gary Obama'.

Am I the only one to pick up on this? Beck's message is on point, but his acronym is wrong.


jangbones - 2009-08-28

HO GRAIL


memedumpster - 2009-08-28

Now I wish I had a working TV and could see what TBN was up to at the same time. I wonder if Beck has officially become worse than John Hagee... wait, that would actually depend on whether or not Beck has said we should nuke Russia and China.

Fox News : Not Yet As Apeshit Nuts as TBN.


phalsebob - 2009-08-28

All Beck needs is a sledgehammer and a watermelon and he can go on tour.


fatatty - 2009-08-28

Alright maybe its not so bad. He knows he needs one more letter, sure he put the H first but obviously he's just going to put the C right in the...

Y?

God dammit.

There's a reason this man is #1 in cable news. Cause this country is fucking retarded.


memedumpster - 2009-08-28

He brought this on himself by failing to follow the Newscorp. Bible.

"When things get bad, always mention Clinton."


fatatty - 2009-08-28

You've just proven that you are more deserving of a right wing talk show than Beck.


Mad Struggle - 2009-08-28

He's like a shooting star of crazy, burning oh so brightly.


Jeff Fries - 2009-08-28

I'm just glad the dungeonmaster from The Princess Bride decided to put on a suit and get a real job


Richmond - 2009-08-28

It didn't need a "Y", either.

To... to make your point, you don't need a...


j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-08-28

FROM THE PARTY THAT BROUGHT YOU DAN QUAYLE'S POTATOE!


sliggy - 2009-08-28

Seriously, he could have fit "Corruption" in there very easily. It's not like he hasn't ranted about "Chicago-style politics" on his radio show for hours upon hours.


MaulLove - 2009-08-28

Ends up it was "czar" that was missing. Really.


fluffy - 2009-08-28

Glenn Lee Beck can also spell "NBC Ken, eel leg," "NBC glee kneel," and "beg neck Ellen."


Udderdude - 2009-08-28

He can't spell? That's ok, neither can his audience.


charmlessman - 2009-08-28

Wackity Schmakity Doooooo!!!


phydeaux - 2009-08-28

Helping poor people vote = OLIGARHEE


Caminante Nocturno - 2009-08-29

Effortlessly upholding one of the right wing's most long-standing traditions.


Nithing - 2009-08-29

Just remember this guy has roughly three times Obermann's audience figures and six times Rachel Maddow's.


Space Helicopter - 2009-08-29

And how does the Daily Show do, as long as we're waving our dicks around?


Xiphias - 2009-09-04

I don't know what we're turning into either, glenny.


Nikon - 2009-12-12

Glenn Beck can't spell, but he can rape and murder a little girl in 1990.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2010-05-09

Wait a minute. A "little" girl? To be fair, there's nothing in the record that proves that Glenn Beck raped and murdered ANYONE who was younger than twelve.

Funny, I had seen Olbermann talking about this, but just watching the footage without commentary is 10 times funnier. Even if he spelled it correctly, it means absolutely nothing. It's not an argument for or against anything. It's crap.

If this is what the conservatives have come up with to replace William F Buckley, we'll all be enjoying that good socialist medicine within a generation.


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