hay guyz we lost an election lets take our ball and go home

"bloody war"?!?! These people probably spend to much time on XBL playing gears of war or something. You can't say something that irresponsible while without having your sense of reality severely warped by abusing some-kind of form of entertainment.

oh, god. please try to succeed. i'll volunteer for the deployment if they don't send my unit in. do it. do it, faggots!

fuck off, and good riddance. good luck handling the cartels with that libertarian infrastructure you're likely to enact

and sam houston actually oppossed seccession from the US, ya jagoffs

Dear Texas,

Please stop threatening to secede, and do it already. There will not be a bloody fight to stop you, we'll let you go peacefully if you promise to never come back. However, if you do try and rejoin the union we will put you down like down a horse: without thought or guilty conscience.

Sincerely,
Everyone.

Don't let Oklahoma hit you in the ass on your way out.

Come on, Mexico, just take the fucker back already.

They want to secede? How can they, they don't even have a basement at the Alamo. What chance do they have on thier own?

Texas is this close to cutting anchor and floating off into the Gulf of Mexico to join the other seceded states in the Caribbean

Pardon me if I fail to see how a bunch of people who are such pussies that they respond to losing an election by deciding to secede would do a good job of it. If Texas seceded, I guarantee you that less than a decade later, Mexico would be building fences like crazy to just to keep all the Texies out.

Can Austin stay? Or how about San Antonio?

You can keep Houston.

Consider a simple addition of large black balls to the backend of the cannon on the "Come and Take It" banner.
You know where I'm going with this.

Holy shit, around 2:02 someone shouts "REMEMBER WACO somethin somethin somethin"

And yes, Texas can leave anytime they like. Go for it. Do it. Just remember, when you do, the U.S. government is taking all its shit and leaving, like the military infrastructure. You don't think we'd just let you guys have all those tanks and jets and shit, do you?

I can see those stairs from my desk right now...

Oh and fuck ignorant hillbillies who say "elegal"

You're being taxed into oblivion? GYET A JAHHHB! That'll magically fix everything!

Please go. And take South Carolina with you!

Karl Rove, Tom DeLay, Enron, George W. Bush, Branch Davidians, Drunken Vice Presidents shooting lawyers in the face... what am I forgetting?