Hell, I KNOW one. This guy is NO fun to play games with. If you ever get on a game of CoD and hear guy going "Okay, now you flank right whil NO! LISTEN! I GET THE SHOTGUN, YOU TAKE BACK THE ASSAULT RIFLE AND FLANK RIGHT! GOD DAMNIT GUYS YOU NEED TO LISTEN! THIS IS WHY WE"RE LOSING!!!", then you're probably in a game with my friend.

Reply questionable. Does not compute.

Well, it's back up. Here's the stars you've so rightly earned, Chris-Chan.

Can someone point me in the direction of the account of whoever he's so angry with?

http://www.youtube.com/user/vivitheg

To top it all off, Vivian Gee is perhaps the only troll who has ever been nice to Chris. When another troll, who used the name Clyde Cash and Gregg Mays managed to get all of Chris Chan's email and website passwords (by pretending to be a Nintendo exec.), they found dozens of emails from Vivian Gee telling Chris who was a troll, which Chris never believed.

So Chris is threatening to murder the only person who tried to prevent him from embarrassing himself on the internet.

They're obsessive hoarders who have ruined their house by filling it with shit - the only normal ones in that house are the (dozens of) cats.

I only learned the epic story that is Chris Chan. It's like the Internet spewed him forth as an example to all, a story to be told around campfires by mothers of chubby video game addicted ten year olds. Be careful, or this could happen to you!

Actually, it appears that "LightningDevastation" is only the vessel, not Chris-Chan himself. Unless there's some sort of freaky multiple personality thing going on.

Me either. I mean, I know he was speaking English, but his dialect is unknown to me.

Transcript
Captain's Log. Stardate: September 4th, 2009.

Uh, couple-of, uh- yeah, couple of issues. Firstly I wish to, uh... [removes his glasses and tosses them, causing a loud "TLAP"] extend my father's gratitude for the present. Apparently you ordered for him... and uh, delivered to us Miss Vivian, so [mumbles] thank you for that.

Still, it does not excuse you for what you have done to me, you have s-made a mockery out of me. You ma- you behind my back made the stupid audiobooks, and you ar-and you ar-and you are a troll- other trolls matter of a fact, hey- [Chris grabs the Clown Doll] -remember this clown? Clyde Cash! Clyde Cash is Vivian's cousin or was since the bastard is dead. And we-and we all know what he did to me. That son of a bitch. But anyway, Vivian is just about as deep as he is because she's- she is no different- 'cos she among those trolls slandered and mocked my good name. Especially in what in her videos that she did against me. [sighs] So you know what? Equivalent to Clyde Fash, equivalent to Vivian Gee! [holds up clown doll and launches it at PSEye]

[jump cut] Anyway, look Vivian, if you really want to get back on my good side, you'll close your YouTube account, make sh- and make sure all videos are deleted, and never, ever, ever upload them or make any money off of them ever again! If you really want to earn back my trust, you'll close your YouTube account after deleting every-last-one-of-your-videos! Delete all your videos. Close your YouTube, then maybe I will let you [exhales] be back in my good graces. And I will unblock your e-mail address from my AOL. [sighs] Still curse you. Because you have done- you have- between you and Clyde Cash, you both have done so much bad against me. [grunts, grabs clown doll, and throws it at PSEye again]

[jump cut] Anyway, also, sh-s-stop sending us the dang catalogs and junk. We are shipping up them right back, we are makers-make sure they get sent to dead letter office if they cannot be sent back. So you trolls may as well just stop it! And you can stop the incoming calls because I'm just going to ignore you and delete your voice mails. [Talks in a high pitch] "I have information! [Begins touching his right manboob] I think you are sexy! I know you're trolls just by talking like that. So just may as well just shut the fuck up! And for the rest of everybody who is honest, true and good; [makes a V sign] peace and have a good day.