That woman doing the spooky voice... prozac? vicodin? valium? meth?

five for the cutaway to what's her name turning and nodding at the camera during van impe's speech

So Obama is bringing us the greatest battle in the history of the world? There better be vikings. Riding whales. LAND WHALES.

Also: HOLY SHIT CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT THE PRESIDENT CHANGED SOME LAWS.

I kept waiting for them to make a point, basically things work like this:

-You read a bunch of headlines from newspapers
-You quote a bunch of bible pages
-Mix all together, fuck context
-HE'S THE BEAST! THE ILLUMINATI'S ULTIMATE WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION!

Also, "computer time", heh.

Your mom is the antichrist. Bitch.

I love how in fundy world "he comes in peaceably" is evidence of someone's insidious motives. Don't trust peace! It is a tool of the devil!

1:06 - the woman accuses obama of using words she has never heard before.

He must be the devil!

Try to mimic his hand movements as you watch the video.

When I was young, this was on right before something I'd watch late night. Rage TV maybe or something. I ended up watching the last 5 minutes a lot. They're aging pretty well, all things considering.

This dude's got a serious case of the crazy eyes.

Obama wrote a letter to Osama Bin Laden? What did it say?

The Van Impes were an oasis back when I was so poor all I could afford was an antenna that only picked up TBN with any clarity.

I have to admit though, the wife has gotten extremely stupider over the years. There was a day when headlines would have not been so random.

In any case, to those that are viewing this page, I highly recommend visiting the userpage of the gentleman that uploaded this video. He goes by patriotscott70 and is very very hilarious in a conspiratorial way. Although I'm about eighty percent sure he's a troll of some sort, his video descriptions are very humorous in their statements and spelling.

I had no idea this guy was still around. I have him on Vinyl from the mid 1950s addressing a congregation in Pennsylvania about "The Coming War with Russia" as predicted by Revelations. What's so great is that he uses the EXACT SAME scriptural passages as he does here. I wonder how many different "New World Orders" this one man has predicted using the same tiny fragments of text. He also used to name the location of Russian nuclear silos in Siberia (taken I presume from the news) and then find place-names that kind of vaguely sounded the same in Rev.

You go guy!

She reads the news the way I picture most people reading the news.
Also: "Microchip everyone by 2017"?

I grew up in an evangelical church and this is the exact same thing these people said every day of the Clinton era.

Jack Van Impe's been doing this schtick for years, in one form or another, since Reagan at least.

Obama and the New World Order is a good concept for a panel show.