I love that this is treated as like some kind of superpower or something. Poorly paid dudes working in school cafeterias at crappy public schools in China do this shit every goddamned day.
If actual pandas served me my noodles, I'd eat there as much as possible. However, if that nude guy that paints himself to look like an animal so he can professionally ruin parties served me, his balls would be noodle-scalded.