Ah went to that there Capitol, n' I let loose of some chewin' tabaccky in a strong wind. It went 'round ol' Abe Lincoln, ric-o-cheted off the Washington Monument, n' came to rest on Jefferson's Dome. Thank heaven it didn't hit none of the Confederacy!

THERE WERE 2 MILLION THERE
I WAS THERE I COUNTED THEM

5 stars right from the opening with the U-S-A (WE CAN SPELL) chant and the bulbous woman waddling down the street

5:13

sweet, sweet tears

Also: Czars is a russian word!

You have to laugh at this or you'll cry. Bonus stars for that punk chump at 3:46 for being too much of a pussy to bring up Chappaquiddick when you know he wanted to do it.

What the fuck do you care about taxes, kid? It's not like you have to hold a job or pay any bills.

"Glenn Beck is such a... logical thinker." Holy. Shit.

It really is like listening to dogs barking, isn't it?

I wish one of the 70K (nice protest guys, lol) had enough guts just to come out and say "We're protesting because he's black."

These are all for the guy at 2:01. I always drag a cross with me when I go sightseeing too! (P.S. Hey pal, I don't think Jesus' had a wheel on the end.)

So many people in this video have no idea how to react when confronted with a rational explanation.

a good chunk of these people are probably homeschooling their kids

i weep for the future

I DID THIS, I STOOD UP, I DON'T WORK ANY MORE

...not enough stars for this alone.

There are enough of these people in America to make a Bizarro Canada. I think we need to start dividing the country now to create the Sovereign Nation of Bizarro Canada.

The million tard march.

"Keep pushing us....Find out what happens"

You will stop going to watch Nascar races?

Daaaw. I was impressed with how sane it all sounded, at first. Then they showed the guy with the cross on a wheel. And it veered straight into crazy town.

I think that all of these assholes must have just been too busy preparing for this to watch the joint session the other day. They probably only know about the part when Joe "Kanye" Wilson shouted at the president

Thank you, Kanye West, for giving these people something to be outraged about at their level. Maybe we can all go home now.

1:24 looks a lot like my ex girlfriend's mom.

Good job, Glenn Beck. GOOD FUCKING JOB YOU COCKGOBLIN.

Not a looker in the bunch.

Also, on the topic of abortions; the cost of giving birth without insurance in an American hospital without complications, not including prenatal doctor visits, is between 00 and ,000. If you are uninsured and become pregnant, insurers are legally allowed to deny you, because pregnancy is a preexisting condition. Abortions are a hell of a lot cheaper than ,000. Technically, the current system encourages them.

I literally cannot articulate how much pleasure I get from having cameras pointed at these people. It's as if Obama said to Freep "Can you do me a favor and make asses out of yourselves in public so Republicans look like scum?" and they said "YES WE CAN"

I hope this keeps on going.

Somehow, someone just put this same video back in the hopper.