I am moving to this town. Look at all those people just walking past and not even paying attention. This is nothing to them. not even worth looking at. That means everything else going on in this city makes this look boring.
Either there's something on the corner across the street that somehow manages to be more awesome than a guy playing the Inspector Gadget theme on a series of 40oz bottles or those people are among the most jaded assholes who walk this earth.