No you don't. I'd only want them if I was seeing colored dots in my central vision, and knew from experience that I'd spend the next 8 hours with my head pinned between pillows in a silent darkened room in excruciating pain with every slight move.
Some intelligence agency somewhere has figured out how to induce migraines. Maybe not for useful interrogation, but just to see the inmates squirm.
I take it there was nothing horrible or funny at all about this commercial, so Everything Is Terrible just edited together a few common words to make it seem like they were being, I dunno', clever?
fuck i hated jamming an autoinjector against my leg when i was already puking sick and so headachy i couldn't breathe without the throbbing making me suicidal. fuck imitrex, fuck migraines, fuck you.