If it doesn't happen, my money says Tarantino pulls a Kanye.

Initially I thought you were doing a thing.

It turns out you're not.

wait, what? this guy is actually broken?

You kinda suck, Patton.

"Celebrity in this country needs to end?"
YEAH, DOWN WITH PEOPLE MAKING A NAME FOR THEMSELVES
HOW DARE THEY BE FAMOUS IF I DON'T LIKE THEM

Go kill yourself, for all of us.

Of all the reasons to two star this video, you pick the fact that Brad Pitt is famous?

what he said

Forgive me, Patton. I know that I, HB, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on Brad Pitt?

Brad Pitt's character sucked at first and got better and by the end of the movie was almost as good as Waltz. That is an American, boys.

You get the last star when it's a decent video.

Dear HB,

No, I don't think that's it.

Patton

"Ya just say 'movie.'"

A whole generation of movie reviewers lucky enough to have never seen Jackie Brown. God, how I envy them.

Perhaps Dinero's best performance, after, you know, Taxi Driver, bla bla.

So, should I pony up and see this thing?

That last one I enjoyed was Jackie Brown (it was great). I Hated Kill Bill.

I'm an advocate of voting with your dollars......

Help me, Information-Super-highway!(sp?)

Enough to spoil a scene or two, not so much as to ruin the movie.

It's only a spoiler if the little lobster puff appetizer makes you not want to eat the steak.

You'll love this movie, and you'll love Landa.

You're basically a human being.

Why do you keep following me, who are you

Following you?

Do you vote one-star often?

Wait, did Patton end up getting banned?

Are you Patton?

Goddammit. You and Patton make all the people with legitimate reason to hate this clip (it's stupid and poorly acted and also really, really stupid) look like assholes.

I love this movie. It fits in extremely well with auteur theory. I think you are just mad at the world.

You know precisely the sort of person I'm talking about.

I don't watch "auteur" films whatever that means. And I hate Tarantino's talentless hack guts with the fiery white hot passion of a thousand burning suns. I literally wish he'd die.

Some of my favorite movies are Iron Monkey and 13th Warrior. So you know.