What? You don't think a truly bad video can speak for itself? I actually enjoy the hilariously clever commentary youtube users add. I just want to grab them by their collars and say, "you are soooooo funny! lol!"
" I want these kids to know you can have sexual satisfaction with your clothes on. I'm 56 years old and Im a virgin... GHASP! "
I also bet they called you the blue ball queen back in college.
Have the help desk take down their numbers, and when someone calls about the dating site, just give them one of the other numbers.
For a while we had our Sonicwall doing web filtering and it's ridiculous how people have the stones to walk up to you and ask to fix their YouTube or whatever.