I suspect that racistman3D and Gabe Newell are one in the same.

You really can't post these here without the racistman3D descriptions:
"late on one fine summer night, gabe newman heard a strange noise willowing across teh bay. some fag was playing basshunter v loud and partying w/ 30 model_npc_07s and spinning at high speed w/ shotgun. what follows is teh vlog of gabe newman, date 30203409 "

Look at those bodies go

I love you, racistman3D.