C'mon! Get up! C'mon give it up for me! It's over 9000!

(Get up and make it happen!)

I love how he is extremely out of breath at the end. By the time of the later "Developers developers developers" segment he's drenched in sweat.

I was waiting eagerly for the punchline - oh what could it be??!!

"COMPANY"

Company? Wait, this isn't a parody of Howard Dean? Oooo... good punchline.

I can't believe this wasn't on here already. This video is so old it's part of the fossil record.

Dude really needs to be in better shape if he wants his bouncing/stalking/screaming/angry staring to really shine.

Moustacheless Jeffrey Tambor NOOOOOOOOO

The music is perfect for murderous rages.

LANGUAGE IN THE TIETLE! FUCK FUCK FUCK IT

DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS

I'm pretty sure he twists his ankle at :23

Cocaine.

Classic.

so old but still awesome

He's lives in a van down by the river.

This guy has more money than all of us combined.

As I understand it, he's terrible at his job.

Holy shit, looks like Ballmer just shot up a speedball...

I have this image of him running up to one fan in the audience and just screaming in his face for two minutes.

Prior to joining Google, I set up a meeting on or about November 11, 2004 with Microsoft's CEO Steve Ballmer to discuss my planned departure....At some point in the conversation Mr. Ballmer said: "Just tell me it's not Google." I told him it was Google.

At that point, Mr. Ballmer picked up a chair and threw it across the room hitting a table in his office. Mr. Ballmer then said: "Fucking Eric Schmidt is a fucking pussy. I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to fucking kill Google."

This could easily be dubbed over the "Liberate tutame ex inferis" bit from Event Horizon with no one the wiser.