Ohh, a Dragon's Lair-type anime game. That's pretty cool. I--

...um.

The fact that the animation was taken directly from the movie Harmagedon is somehow relieving

Did they only have one font back then or what

Catch her already god damn it!

Also...facemelt!

Don't care who's saying it; Bega sounds like sombody's got a damned speach impediment.

Wait... 1983? Really? Those graphics look really nice for 83.

Whoever is playing this is better than me but still not very good. He didn't even get Sony the rollerskating kid. I used to play this in the arcade when I was a teenager and I was really bad at it. The three little dudes (Luna, Sony & Joe) would help you out a little; if they got shot you had to finish the level without them and you had a limited number of them. I'm surprised there isn't more Harmagedon on POETV, even anime fans agree it was really bad.

A beautiful fever dream.

I just love the fact that the attract mode features more mind-blowing (to a 12 year-old) animation than the actual sub-Galaga game contained within.

Five star nipple cannons! Varga consumes all things in all forms, Bega!

Nipple plasma gun!