Something like that.

The only person who takes this show seriously is Simon Cowell and people like to see him upset.

Pretty much. Also I love this guy, he should form a group with that guy who can sing like a 5 year old with no balls from Britain's Got Talent.

Probably foreigners, then.

That's called too much makeup, bro.

OOOH! I know who one of them is! She was on Doctor Who! She's in the episode about the She's a musician from the 80's. I think she posed for Playboy a few years ago. Kylie Minogue! Thank you wikipedia! I have no idea who the other is as she's not been on Doctor Who yet.

Danni Minogue

Danni is the only reason I pretend to watch this bullshit with my wife. Corr blimey guvna!

Both of the Minogues are enormous babes.

this

this is the effect you get when "good" singing becomes so completely ossified and reproducible that a total amateur of questionable intent is more interesting

I think he patented talent shows or something.

The show doesn't work without him. No one gives a flying fuck about the actual "talent", they just want to see him go bug-eyed, tell people they are shit and argue with Louis Walsh.