wtf italy

It's like this everyday in Italy. More so in the South.

He used the clout he got by winning an Oscar to ensure this movie got made the way he wanted

This movie earns its 0% on rotten tomatoes

Completely resets the scale for BAD.

I never thought Clifford would be surpassed in the unwatchable spectacle of a middle aged man playing a small boy department.

5 stars...for pure unwatchable horror.

This totally needs a "what hell looks like" tag.

His conscience looks blue-screened!
Thank goodness for the Disney verison and the one with Martin Landau.

Wasn't that animated Titanic film from Italy as well?

Was that Pleasure Island? It looked pretty... innocuous. It's like watching a film version of Dante's Inferno where Hell is an uncomfortably warm room where bored people sit around all day with slightly annoyed horned beasts.

And somehow, I was actually rooting for Jiminy Cricket to get squashed (is there an Insect category for the Darwin Awards?), yet at the same time I really didn't care at all.

Rifftrax should look into this.