Michelle Obama > Elena Ceausescu

"Tomato seeds" girl = not her real voice.

"You sure you're not part bird?"

"Oh, no, Big Bird."

"You sure? You remind me of those Disney crows over there."

Jesus, Chet really needs to implement open editing for Anonymous submissions, those tags are a fucking disgrace.

And the insidious march of the war-profiteering Seedco corporation goes on.

Does Sesame Street even have any muppets left that aren't Elmo?

I change my mind. Glenn Beck is right about everything.

She doesn't make eye contact with the camera. This proves she's lying. SEED GATE!

You know who else encouraged home gardening?

HITLER

Anything that has food telling you how delicious it is gets 5 stars for Evil.

That's right, kids! Learn to spend your life anticipating shitty things like vegetables!

Blatantly promoting veganism and agrarian Maoist Third Worldism.