He's either a warlock or from the future. Those are the only two possibilities. Mike Blowers's mother fucked the Devil.

You have quite clearly presented a third possibility, unless that's what it takes to be a warlock in these times.

I had to throw away my keyboard after submitting this. It felt so dirty.

Didn't he say it was going to go into the 2nd deck, though? And didn't the announce team say it came just shy of the 2nd deck? A small detail, but still...

Those little lights are not twinkling, Clark

Queerkat: Rachel Maddow is a homosexual thus doing her would make you a homo.

BTW. She likes fishing and baseball. Can she become an even bigger dike than she already is?

I never knew she was a dike, but right now I wish I was a little dutch boy.

I don't think it works that way, Cena.

Meerkat: that wasn't clever enough to not be creepy.

Also, I don't particularly care for Rachel Maddow.

Do explain.

My grandpa used to call plays and pitches. He just understood baseball really well, like what pitchers are dumb enough to throw a fat fastball to a slugger on 3-1. Apparently so does the Mariner's hitting coach.

moron

Have fun watching guys with sticks not hit each other.