I see Buster Bluth is currently in one of his more manic phases.

I feel bad for that kid.

fucking maritimes

This Canadian Dwight Schrute character can be seen in a related video of him slapping a twig with future ambitions of cutting a piece of cardboard...

so begins my bushido..

My god, there's a whole FAMILY of Toby Radloffs out there!

Swords are not for decoration. They will cut a fuckin baby in half.

Oh God Lord Jesus let this a continuation of the internet's greatest sword based saga, eh.

"Videos in the future testing it out"
Hay Belly I hope you will be monitoring and posting.

Because all authentic swords come with hologram stickers as proof.

Very nice eh

Try it out on Tyler first thing.

The whole family.
Oh my god.
I both want to see the mother and don't want to. I'm afraid I'll have an aneurism if I do.

It's TAPE!!!

It's TAPE.

Makes Toby Radloff look like Charles Bronson.

God I don't know where to begin. For some reason people like this just piss me off, I don't know if it's the Ogre Palowakski in me or what, but god damn.

I had a friend in high school that went to Greece with me on a school trip. At one point we walked into a sword store and he saw a huge fucking katana on the wall. He considered it for like 5 minutes before he decided to buy it, even as I told him that a) there's no chance it's getting through airport security, b) mailing it home is gonna cost a mint, and c) he's a fucking idiot for even caring enough. He bought it anyway and put it through fucking airport security in Athens. Customs held us up for like 2 hours, and I think he ended up mailing it. This is the kind of kid who's obsessed with Final Fantasy and is really over-eager about his new toys.

Anyway.

Ugh. The "katanas can cut through anything" myth is so incredibly retarded.

This is hilarious.

It's about a 0 high-carbon steel katana, actually not the worst thing in the world, a lot of martial arts friends use them because they're cheap as fuck and you can beat the crap out of them and not feel too bad.

He will have to oil that shit tho, I don't know if he knows that.

I love this video so so so so much.

I want to meet this guy so so so bad. I want to meet him and his mom and his little brother and take a tour of their lives and study them and analyse them and dissect them.

PEOPLE LIKE THIS EXIST! I BELIEVE!

Home defense for tragic virgins

http://www.sword-buyers-guide.com/Practical-XL-Katana-review.html< br />
The review that made him buy the thing.

I was pretty psyched about the unveiling as well.

The internet.

The CANADIAN internet.

"I won't be cutting up any plastic bottles, because we don't drink paaaap in this hooouse."

Why do you they all speak like Mira Sorvino in Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion?

We don't drink pop in this house.

he needs to get a little tiny sword to open boxes instead of using those scissors

..... IQ tests before breeding? Oh hells yes.

5 for evil that made my head hurt -

"You can go to China!"

MotherFUCK

This is beyond parody.

"IT LOOKS SHARP."

...unlike its owner.

1:33

Don't whistle, you'll frighten it.

Once upon a time it was a redneck hobby around here to buy shinai and without training or armor beat the shit out of each other with them. One day we had to buy some new ones, so went to a martial arts shop run by this local tae-kwon-do instructor, because he sold them cheaper. In front of us was a guy who was all geeked out on Highlander the Series (name dropped it frequently) interrogating this instructor on whether or not he could teach him to use a katana. By the time the poor guy managed to get the geek out of his shop his mood was grim and we were next in line and one of us was wearing a dog collar.

By the time we left with our "kendo sticks" he was probably suicidal. It was awesome.

Am I the only one who never bought a Katana?

How come Chris-cham hasn't got a Katana yet? Is this an opportunity for me to win his love here?

This is certainly no worse than an iPod "unboxing" video.

Masterwork bastard sword.

TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS! WOW!

The family dynamic here is fascinating. Everyone seems to hate everyone else.

Here is a tribute to the unveiling!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN6NVzEwvmE

0:46 gollum

3 years later and check out his Youtube profile: brony.

:D

Apropos of nothing this morning I thought of the "IT's TAPE!" line from this video and lo and behold it was posted exactly five years ago. Spooky.

I never rated this video.