robert's gonna get his ass kicked

ANALEENA!!!!

I still remember doing that to my cousin at her birthday party like it happened minutes ago, except she was running down an ashalt driveway instead of a beach.

Good times.

Faceplant!

He crawls because he knows he has angered the camera operator.

Robert is going to grow up to be a statistic.

I don't think he could have timed that better

Robert! C'mere!

Here's a dollar.

If I were the dad, I would've told the girl to stop crying because she only fell on sand and it was funny long before I would've told Robert to never do that again.

I'd make a terrible father.

look at him fucking scramble