also: i was going to say "well at least he's shaved, and then i noticed the neckbeard...

Take it back.

I don't want to think about that shit.

Last week it was "420 BLAZE ALL DAY"

'Blayze Ya Dead Homie' is a Psychopathic rapper. D:

its your turn. you need to write something like:

ICP MAKES YOU STERILE

We have several regular Juggalo customers at my store. They are all worse than you could probably imagine. They are stupid to the point of amazement, wander around with their mouths open, and all but two of them are morbidly obese (and the other two are only thin because they are obviously meth users).

Interestingly, I don't think they did the grafitti.

No, the closest thing a douchebag would come to this would be putting on bronzer before going down to the shore with his bros.

I think you have douchebags confused with Jersey guidos, which, while extremely douchey, are but a small subset of the larger overall douchebag population.

So, downtown Seattle near Westlake?

A juggalo special occasion is payday. After getting their check from their shitty job, they'll go to a gas station or Wal-Mart and stock up on cheap beer.

Don't forget weed, colored pop, cakes and noodles.

That was my first question too, but since I've never had the urge to paint my face and make myself look like a retarded rapping clown I'm going to have to declare him an expert and defer to his judgment.