Vegetarian eh? So it does not in any way keep other insects in check? Fuck that spider I'm gonna wipe it off the face of this planet. I hate spiders and this one does nothing for us.
Also I want to point out that the volume control on the BBC flash player goes up to 11. BBC is awesome.
This reminds me of when I woke up this morning, pulled the blanket back, and saw a woolly little (dime size) jumping spider staring back at me from my chest. I guess he was there to keep warm, as it was kind of chilly at my place. We stared at each other for a moment, then I brushed him off and went about my day.
Recently I was on the subway and I noticed a spider on my hand. I kept hi around, even going so far as to take him to the store to buy beer when I got home. Me and him played video games, I named him Dr. Ocho. He was my best friend.
I sat on him after two hours, when I came back from the bathroom.
I woke up, pulled the sheet off my bed, and was staring at a black widow right next to me. About an inch from my thigh - facing it, looking very hungry.
I trapped it in one of those twenty five cent toy bubbles you get from a vending machine and tossed it over the fence, presumably to get run over in the street or make a miraculous escape and seek vengeance.
So basically this darling jumping spider's entire life is one of those annoying jumping/avoiding levels in an old school video game! Five stars for that and the BBC video player going to 11.
