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Comrade Admiral - 2009-10-20

It's nice to know that the robotic claw that crushes my skull 50 years from now will at least get some sort of tactile pleasure out of the deal.


Aoi - 2009-10-21

No, no, it's not about what the robotic claw gets...it's about the pleasure the cyborg super-soldier will feel as your warm brain matter oozes between his (or her!) horrifying extremity of destruction.


RomeoGunn - 2009-10-21

And I'll take pleasure in knowing that your murder machine was made in Sweden.


Johnny Madhouse - 2009-10-20

We are living in the future. The older I get, the more I think that.


dementomstie - 2009-10-21

I have been thinking this for two weeks straight. I try to explain it to other people and they look at me like I'm crazy. Hadron collider, mp3 players that also store digital photos, cameras that are phones that are basically computers, computers with web cams which are basically video phones. It's the future! OK, I am crazy, but still, my point is valid.


James Woods - 2009-10-21

This is the truth.


pastorofmuppets - 2009-10-21

Plastic gears are not gonna cut the mustard when you need to choke someone to death with robot grip. From now on all cyberlimbs must be designed by Hugh Herr.


fluffy - 2009-10-21

But mustard is pretty easy to cut.


Camonk - 2009-10-21

Awesome! No more "sleepers" for Camonk!


Camonk - 2009-10-21

I meant "strangers." You guys know what a "stranger" is.


RomeoGunn - 2009-10-21

Yes we do, please no more about robohandies.


kingofthenothing - 2009-10-21

Wait until Stelarc gets wind of it.


Anhedonia - 2009-10-21

This guy is pretty fucking cute. Think there's a chance I can get a robo-handjob?


Smellvin - 2009-10-21

The best part is that you can take off the hand attachment but leave the interface on. That means you can modularize attachments like chainsaws, plasma cannons, rope guns, etc.

Also, I hope this encourages Star Wars nerds to chop off their hands.


charmlessman - 2009-10-21

And how long before I can get that electively?
I'm SICK of the tyranny of this inferior meat hand!!


kingofthenothing - 2010-04-17

You might as well opt for the brain-computer-interface chip and get optional 3rd, 4th, 5th, and 6th hands. You'll have to start ordering or making custom clothing for your new sets of arms and wear some kind of mobile tool kit so you can swap out the interchangable hands at a moment's notice, but you'll be prepared for any occasion, and wonder how you ever got along at all, way back when you merely had 2 arms.


ogmisce - 2010-04-11

what the fuck is "medsin"


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