If you laugh at this, you're a garden variety asshole.
If you fap to this, you are my POE brethren.

I know somebody whose getting a treadmill for Christmas.

She needs to do a Forrest Gump run across the country for a year or so

Hooray, more people against vaccination!

The world is a beautiful place, designed by an omnipotent and benevolent spirit.
Also, how much does it suck to be that guy? His ex girlfriends are cracking up.

Running is not the only thing you have left you ungrateful woman.

There's also walking backwards.

1:55 Look on the bright side: the shot cured her abnormally black skin

I think we're missing the silver lining here. She doesn't have the flu.

Nice try, we all know Dystonia is Dr. Doom's homeland.

There's articles about this woman all over the interner, but the general consensus is that the flu shot didn't give it to her, the illness is psychosomatic and goes away at certain times and when she does certain things (which isn't a symptom of dystonia).

She's a girl; she's doing it for the attention.

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=68940

Yesterday.

Your tags suck.

"Better Sports" tag, amirite?

so can she actually qualify for the Special Olympics? I mean hell, there's your "ringer" right there!

If she eats and talks backwards or really fast, will she be ok?

Earmites.

Why would a flu shot damage your transmission?

http://tinyurl.com/yjbqcle posted yesterday by Zetojones.

This is all in her head - not to say that its any less real for her, but definitely not the actual physical cause of getting a flu shot. Cheerleader irony aside, its really sad that this will be used to fuel fox news fear mongering about flu shots due to the relatablility of the characters in the narrative: regular cheerleader girl, new wife, happy, then FLU SHOT OH MY GOD LIFE IS OVER. If anything, I would imagine that this kind of fear mongering would only increase the likelihood that psychological dystonia would develop, no?

Basically, fox news is like a flu shot for your brain

she walks like the Redskins play

I kept hoping this was from Onion to the end.

And yet she's fine in the reverse cowgirl position.

But her husband prefers it the other way.

You could flip the fear mongering on it's ear and use the possibility of this happening to YOU or YOUR children to back stem cell research. If you're in this kind of jam maybe magic fetus pieces aren't so bad afterall.

GOOFBALL DISORDER

"That's one small step for man; one leap, three sorta bouncy un-timed steps, seven crisscrossing arm swings, and an alcoholic tongued sputtering for young Desiree Jennings.

BACK THAT ASS UP!

If there is a God, he sure must hate people.

:(

Everytime she moves it's like an MC Hammer video