Salon Cold Cream - For that special glow.

didn't they do the same stupid thing with radium 20 years earlier? will people never learn? Also: fallout!!!!

And hair color so natural, only your undertaker knows for sure.

That's not how you say salon. No one has ever said it that way, it's never been acceptable to say it that way. I get the impression from old TV & radio that it was fashionable to just make up your own diction techniques and then take a bunch of seconal and slur them together.

It's a little known fact that after Tsar Bomba, every speck of dirt and dust on the planet is radioactive.

What the shit? In the 50's everybody was supposed to be scared shitless of radiation.

I kept hearing "Dorian Grey" cold creme. Maybe it's just me, but if that was the label on an anti-aging product, I'd consider buying it.

Thuh-ruh.
Saa-lon.

Why does that Geiger counter sound like a typewriter?