It might just be worth it for the girly punch and "Yo soy loco por Jesus" line

I got your burning bush right here, hoss.

No, él dice "Yo loco por Jesus". Es mejor como asi.

THEIR NUMBER IS UP

¿Yo reprobo a Español? ¡Qué unpossible!

and my fifen

"Hey Joe, wanna go out for some wine?"

"No, thanks, I'm gonna turn water into PAIN."

(punch)

"Hey Joe, wanna look at pictures of boobies?"

"No way. If thine eye leadeth you to sin, pluck it out."

(plucks his eye out)

"Hey Joe, there's a giant whore in the sky riding upon a beast with a thousand foul names! Wanna go ogle her?"

"........yeah, okay."

They teach you that just before they graduate you to handling snakes and drinking strychnine for the lord. Plus the soft palate damage helps you speak in tongues more effectively.

Only if you are mormon or jewish. Grace is not understood by those groups.

That's only because god doesn't drop day planners on them.

How many smokers has your dad decked lately?

Okay everything except that part since they all smoked.

But yeah, music is the devil? Totally.

Unless it had like a wicked ass drawing of a dragon and a naked chick and like skulls and blood everywhere

OHHHH!!! You know the Slayer Fan's weakness! TELL GOD NOT!!

Well considering he never read a bible and probably doesn't know who Jesus is, it's not the least logical thing to do in that situation.

Worshiping an old man in the sky would probably be the last thing he'd have thought of.

Perfect.

Better level up so his fists do more damage and he becomes immune to time stop.