Five stars for the shattered remains. And the off-the-scale creeper factor.

We need to make "goldmine of crazy" an active tag quick.

This guy needs some serious help

Is he telling the truth, or did he post a video admitting to child molestation earlier and is now trying to recant?

No, I'm pretty sure Jesus said if you fuck up you need to be cast out of society.

At least, he would have said that if he wasn't busy telling Jewish people he was their leader (kind of an obvious mistake in retrospect).

Whoa 6:43 what

Tip: Never talk about child molestation when you happen to looke like a child molester.

I'm confused, does paranoid schizophrenia make you a complete moron?

Holy. Shit.

Nobody has said this specifically, but you really do need to watch this the whole way through.

I've learned long ago to stay away from cockeyed people, especially if they're from the South.

"My pastor molested me and grabbed my ass when I was 20."

Nice find parlaqi. In fact it might be a top-5 find of the year.

My brother has a rule. If the guy looks like a child molester, he probably is.

this mans cracking voice creeps me out, like he could blow up at any minute. I couldnt make it past 2 minutes or so, too depressing and weird beyond words.

"...she started dancing around to the video, I thought that was a little odd since my pastor molested me and grabbed my ass."

lolwut?

I question the judgment behind making a video like this one.

Holy shit. This is basically my sister's ex-brother-in-law. Except this guy ain't as skeevy.

This is a beautiful video.

This is me every five seconds while watching this: "What? What did you just say? WHAT? WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?"

Don't go to Shane's house.

"I'm not a pedophile, I'm an entertainer."

I think he just found a flawless legal defense.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :O!!!!!!!!

He used to spend all his time writing and singing songs in the style of popular musical acts, afraid if he sang an actual cover he'd get sued or pulled off YouTube or something. Combine this with the delusion that he can perfectly mimic anyone's voice and you get things like the original song Powder Keg, which sounds JUST LIKE BON SCOT, complete with him vocalizing the guitar sounds: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FNnobRnXuI

I submitted several of his little musical gems to the hopper. Being the hopper, they were of course ignored. He has tons of great musical stuff someone should submit, mostly on the old account he claims he lost the password to.

Man, this thing is a mess. It's, like, semi-admission of terrible shit that he almost admits to, then suddenly says it was a dream and it's all irrelevant anyway because only Jesus can judge him.

Insane. Truly.

Wow, he is not well. And he molested the shit out of that poor girl.

Molester genes plus molester memes plus molester dreams equal MOLESTORAMA 2009!!!

Kicks it up to warp nine right at the 4:00 mark.

Has the same accent as Danny McBride.

This is pretty much how I visualize Thomas_Covenant.