Not sure a 'bear' was the right animal to pick.

If you're lucky, one of the houses on your route will give out pot roasts instead of candy, and you can extend that to two weeks.

Vampire was definitely not the right choice.

hopefully these kid actors are all home-schooled

"I wanted to be a pastry chef, but she wouldn't let m-I AM A ROBOT! I AM A ROBOT! I AM A ROBOT!"

Covered in blood is indeed very masculine.

"...faggy acting children"

The best costumes since the Bag o Glass.

I miss the Chinese Andy Rooney :{

Thanks for putting that this was from the Onion right in the description. Given a lot of the regular news segments that appear on POETV, it takes a depressing amount of time to tell whether its real or not.

1 star for the closing headline

Damn prancers.

I almost sent this to a bunch of friends but realized one of them has a prancing son. :(