Submitted:Anonymous

Probably a Japanese citizen. This is clearly a cry for help.

Whycome only one band member looks like a Final Fantasy reject?

All around the US certain white chicks under 20 years of age in rich suburbia are fapping uncontrollably at this.

Then they put on way too much perfume, put this on their ipods, and never take their headphones off so they can remain hip to everyone around them - and oblivious to the noise of oncoming traffic as well as any passing conversation they might have with more normal people who don't share their irrational love of Japan.

Damn hipsters.

The Alfee is a good band, this is not one of their best songs, i prefer their 80s stuff. And yes, the guy with the absurd guitar always dresses like that. In his defense, there are far more silliest musicians in the Japanese scene. Just look for any "visual kei" band.

True Life Japan Guitar Story: One night when me and a few friends were at a karaoke box, some guy none of us had ever seen before came busting through the door in the middle of a song. He was completely naked from the waist down except for his shoes, and he played air guitar on his penis.

Didn't Visual Kei go out with the 90s? What is this?

Next time I save the world from the ultimate evil, I'll just have to skip the ending credits.