5 for the total "I can't believe you fucking asked me such a fucking stupid question!" tone of the girl @ :33.

The kid's reaction to letting his code word slip @ the very end seems to be him going "It was a fucking stupid code word, anyway!" I mean, how well would that code word work if the stranger was trying to pick him up after baseball practice?

As a kid, I was never given a code word (it was called "secret word" when I was taught about it). Partly because I would of forgotten it anyway, but mostly because I would of just treated it like a game, annoying the shit out of everybody running around going "What's the secret word? What's the secret word?", and screaming like Pee Wee Herman when they guessed it.

And we all have cell phones now, anyway! (Not me. I'm a total Luddite toward them.)

"I know.... and so now, you must die."

"I think a stranger is like a punk rocker that drinks beer all day and sits around in a vacant lot".

Oh no! I was a stranger in high school!

The stars are only for the ending.

The end makes me laugh every time (four times and counting). Not one of these kids made it to fifteen, except the girl who can't believe how retarded the interviewer is.

My code work was MK-ULTRA

I think the consensus is that the questions are stupider than the children here.

Child molesters are furiously working to invent time machines.

So let's see. An alien-human who wears a hat and a black jacket that covers the mouth.

There's no point in teaching such ugly kids to avoid strangers.

Let's be honest, here.

They've been taught that they only have to watch out for the guy on the Neighborhood Watch sign.

Cant... breathe...

Well, FINE. I guess according to 0:28, I'm a fucking STRANGER then. WELL FUCK YOU KID.
YOU DON'T JUDGE ME! YOU'RE PROBABLY DEAD BY NOW!

The kid at 22 looks exactly like I did at that age.