Rhythmic grunting... Jesus. He sounds like an out of tune castrated Rod Stewart.

Rule 34 can't defile my memories as badly as this does.

Don't miss 3:26.

You know those ubiquitous Imagine games for the DS? With titles like Imagine veterinarian or Imagine Horseys? For a second I thought this was going to be a spoof of those where you take care of an aging and irrelevant childstar.

Someone please tell me that this is the album cover and that it really was entitled "former child actor." I don't have the heart to look.

never before has a rich hippie's idea of a Communist Utopia sounded so smooth and sexy yet with an edge of a hung over Bob Dylan

You know, I might have said the world couldn't handle a lite jazz version of "Imagine"...

Ow, my mind.

I wonder if Microsoft could sue him for defiling Songsmith.

was this during his drug years? i wonder what side his family was on this, because no one close to you would tell you that this is a healthy step forward.

I wonder if this was during that phase where he was dressing and dancing like Michael Jackson when performing his "music"?

I like to imagine how hard it was for the guys in the recording studio to tap their foots and move their head to this; while Corey got into his groove like Dirk Diggler in Boogie Nights.

I think I just lost my innocence.

As a joke in student government we wanted to see what it would take to get Corey Feldman to play at our school. It was surprisingly easy to get in touch with his manager.

00 and the plane tickets to and from with limo service to and from the airports. This will buy you an hour of him singing on a mic, you will need to provide your own band (though they would provide CDs he could sing to).

The budget committee wouldn't finance it. :(

What has been heard cannot be unheard.

I am in tears here.

Is that a belch at 3:22?