ok, wait. what?

but where is the pickle?

creepy

pickle SURPRISE

I like to pretend they are all JDR.

hammm

the bastard children of jack smith

That's the surprise!

help please no

what

is that andy dick?

Five stars of pure WTF

HAM!

HAYUM!

I'm going to be very disappointed if this wasn't an advertisement.

"(QUACK) (KER-SPLASH!)"

but they don't make sandwich spread anymore

yes

plop the ham thusly, please

I wish I were a better writer so that I could adequately express the sound of utter horror that echoes in my mind.

rape kit

Well, uh

Can it really be eight years?