I tipped the scales!

On one hand, I see his side of it and I certainly had a fucked up on coke stage in my life, on the other hand, I'd gladly let 20 Andy Dicks die in a toilet just to have Phil back for a few more years.

Andy Dick is a Genital Wart on humanity......F him...nevermind...

We still won't like you, Andy.

You're an anthrpomorphized canker sore.

These two talking to each other is quite apt.
It'd only be more fitting if Sugar Ray were the house band.

"HEY ASSHOLE NOW THAT WE'RE DONE BEING INTERESTING CAN WE FUCKING SHILL MY RETARDED BULLSHIT? HUH? FOR 5 GODDAMN SECONDS CAN WE SHILL MY BULLSHIT? I WAS TOLD THIS SHOW WOULD HAVE SHILLING!"

Tom: "Yeah" "Yeah" "Oh yeah" "Yeah"

The nineties were just a dirtier eighties.

Huh... Tom Green in screen with someone, and if I had to pick one of them to die, I'm honestly not sure I'd pick Tom Green.

Don't me wrong. I'm not sure I wouldn't, either.

I can't give either of these ambulatory cancers more than two stars. I'm--well, I'd be sorry, if I weren't constitutionally incapable of hating them more than my sorriness.

"CAN WE JUST HAVE 30 FUCKING SECONDS TO TALK ABOUT MY MOVIE?"

Video ends.

That is why I gave this 5 stars.

Frankly this is punishment enough for both of them.

Well, almost.

I think Andy still smokes the crack. That's what I hear.

-1 star because I want to hear his explanation for his getting his ass kicked by Lovitz

I love how this is set up like your typical late night comedy show because of the despair that hangs over this clip.

Tom Green is about as exciting as a light mayonnaise sandwich on white bread with crusts cut off, beaten into doing his show on the internet for about a dozen people. And he has a mess like Andy Dick on to talk about drug abuse and the murder of a beloved comedian. Pretty good!