All your base are belong to us.

CALL TO THE PRESIDENT!

They hired people who can actually do good American accents this time, and it still sounds embarrassing.

Also, way to automatically assume that any UFO that shows up on the radar is an alien attack, commander. Let me guess, you were a Bush appointee.

A job well done, he goes home afterwards, and meets Frank Langella, who has a very interesting proposition involving a box, a button and million.

Six thousand feet long?

It must be a giant space-penis, full of panties.

Have any of you actually been to NASA? This is how they talk while on the job.

A real American would have said "Thank God, it's going to miss us."

Really weird animation in this one- note the huge, gaping mouths.