and this shit got accepted... how

because it is fricking awesome, that's how.

I shouldn't find this funny, but I do

I used to work with a guy that talked exactly like this with that accent.

"You can't pull ten Pokamon!"

They seem genuinely distressed by the pulling-pokemon question

that's not Raichu, Dick.

"Look at him! He's fucking huge! He's more ripped than you!"

"No dick it's wigglytuff"

bullshit they're both pikachu

that's a fuckin chinese myth dragon

You're a mook, you're a goomba, you're a fuckin' magikarp.

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