I want the one where Jesus meets Peter Potamous.

For only you can own this beautiful cartoon that recycles the same background forty times.

Only 9.95 for three hours worth of crappy cartoons your kids will hate! Order now!

I sure can't wait for the baby versions of all our favorite bible characters.

Maybe they'll be solving some mysteries and get into wacky adventures.

Is that kid crying at 1:09?

The crappy, I mean, awesome synth music distorted through the aged videotape makes this for me. I love you POETV, se3riously.

"Share them with your family or keep them on a high glass shelf, just out of your child's reach as a poignant reminder of the unattainable purity of God's love!"

I had to watch stuff like this as a kid.

"Wait, so God said 'thou shalt not kill', but how come its okay when David kills Goliath?"

I never got a straight answer out of that one. I guess I was just supposed to think "Oh, he knocked him out and then decapitated him. Smart. Praise the Lord."

"Hanna Barbera has a lot to be proud of."

BURN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIIIES!

Why don't you pick up a real Bible and tell the stories to the kids, you'd save a lot of money, your kids would love you more!

Note the conveniently placed All-Star Snork.

Somewhere someone has these tapes and the ability to make Sealab-esque episodes.

I hope.

Oh god.. I still have The Nativity and Easter ones. I remember that they had three kids going on bible adventures.

To be fair, the stories from the Bible are about on par with Yo Yogi!

Also everyone in this video is related to the Osmonds, I can tell.

Shameless moneygrab attempt. I hated the fuck out of these.

i have seen a shit ton of those. my family's old church has a bunch and i went to tons of vacation bible school when i was a kid. they're all suuuuuuuuuuper epic and yeah pretty much an embarrassment to all cel animation.