I wonder what he pays for health insurance

Tony Jaa has a LOT of work to do to get within a mile of this man.

Superlatives usually bother me. I could tolerate it for this.

No better stunt actor alive or dead.

I wonder how the Chinese OUCH! meter translates into the AFGS (American Family Guy Standard) SSSSSSSS-AHHHHHH Scale.

The first time I saw Project A, I GUFFAWed at the clock tower stunt. It was maybe my fifth Jackie Chan film I had seen and I knew by then he was the real deal so when I saw it it was just....GUFFAW.

He is insane.

Jackie Chan has made a fortune from his movies, but he has EARNED every God damn last cent of it.

These stars would be for the terrifying stunts and a measure of my respect for this man, but I give them, instead, to his reaction while watching the burning building on screen.