I'm a very bad person for laughing at this as hard as I did.

I fucking love horses because they do stuff like this.

What's the matter ooga, someone catch you crying while watching The Black Stallion?

I hate horses the way a slave loves a master. Also, black stallion joke.

No, I just really fucking hate horses. I could make a list, if you like.

Of specific horses that have crossed you and paid the price?

Like those six horses you blinded near London when you were 17?

Not my favorite Schaffer, but still great.

I hate horses like a master hates slaves. They're pretty stupid but they do some cool things for us, so they're alright.

FIVE FOR YOU, SIR!!

Five for you.

Seconded!

Thirded

hahaha yes

I would also like to jump on the "your comment is great" train.

Bravo!

I didn't like it.

5

These are for you.

Hear hear.

They'll bite your face clean off.

Don't touch fucking horses.

I'm scared of horses and they somehow know this, so they'll back me into a fence corner and like, snort at me and make me flinch and they just ROFL in horse language until someone comes and yells at them and rescues my ass. Horses aren't very brave so they make really evil bullies. :(