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Cleaner82 - 2009-11-12

I call bullshit on #24, that was AWESOME voice acting. Also, where the hell is Deus Ex?


Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2009-11-12

Couldn't endure the whole thing. I take it there was not one PC game mentioned?


MrBuddy - 2009-11-12

Nope, just console games. Are you guys sure this isn't some sort of hoax? I haven't played (or heard of) most of those games and the voice actors sound a lot like computer nerds.


Cleaner82 - 2009-11-12

A lot of them are probably programmers and artists and such.


balistic - 2009-11-12

What, you think these publishers would spring for real voice actors?


Camonk - 2009-11-12

I like to think the next line was, "I said 'No, never' so... no. Sorry. That's just how I feel. About Chopin, I mean."


Cleaner82 - 2009-11-13

I said I never play Chopin, are you trying to fuck with me or what?


CharlesSmith - 2010-08-30

Come on now, video games haven't been using actual voice actors long enough for someone who would watch this video to actually be unaware that most video game voices are random computer dudes who happened to be wandering around the studio when it was time to record voices.

Picard was only in the one game and just barely. The rest of the games are still using Steve the Debugger or maybe, if they're absurdly high budget, rejects from the Ocean Group who'll work for scale.


oddeye - 2009-11-12

#11. That is true dedication to ones profession.


RocketBlender - 2009-11-12

Disaster report (as well as Raw danger, it's sequel) was fastastic. The entire game was around the caliber of that scene.


IrishWhiskey - 2009-11-12

That is one flaming arctic blast.

I now have a new purpose in life. To find and play 'Michigan: Report from Hell'.


VoilaIntruder - 2009-11-12

Simultaneous post! If you do get a copy, do the right thing and record video of some playthrough. It just has to be golden.


Sudan no1 - 2009-11-13

there's this, but it's narrated by a gross nerd.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRUxLCitzAM


VoilaIntruder - 2009-11-12

Who would have guessed "Michigan: Report from Hell" had low production values?


Comeuppance - 2009-11-12

Die me if I'm holding.


Xenocide - 2009-11-12

Spirit stars.


Comrade Admiral - 2009-11-12

WHAT IS A VOICE ACTOR?

A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS!


FABIO - 2009-11-12

No Star Ocean 2? I call BULLSHIT


brainbroke - 2009-11-12

It's #36


Explodotron - 2009-11-12

Now bear my arctic blast?


Xenocide - 2009-11-12

"MAAAANKIIIND HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE POISON...."

I feel like that line should be the lead-in to a Rocky Horror number.


dead_cat - 2009-11-12

Oh wow. If that's all it takes, where do *I* sign up?


Keefu - 2009-11-12

This makes me nostalgic for the 90s.


Millard - 2009-11-12

I like girls. But now...it's about justice.


GlennFinito - 2009-11-12

He has a hardon for justice


IrishWhiskey - 2009-11-12

Just as the The Pirate King raped my father, I shall now rape him. You see? Totally not gay.


GlennFinito - 2009-11-12

Hard justice


garcet71283 - 2009-11-12

Thick, meaty justice.


Broose182 - 2009-11-14

Veiny, throbbing justice.


Frank Rizzo - 2009-11-12

Is every preview image on the front page black or is it just me?


Charles - 2009-11-12

I noticed too


VoilaIntruder - 2009-11-12

Racists.


Charles - 2009-11-12

Your arrows are like you: Weak and twisted. I fear them.... NOT!


Spoonybard - 2009-11-13

The guy who wrote that line must want to murder that bitch


oogaBooga - 2009-11-12

#46 is my personal pick


Cleaner82 - 2009-11-12

(But I suppose you have to!)


Hooker - 2009-11-12

Mega Man 8 really is a fucking masterpiece.


spikestoyiu - 2009-11-12

That was my favorite entry. All of the readings were terrible, but Mega Man 8 was not only terrible, but was the only clip to feature the "actor" flubbing his line TWICE.


fluffy - 2009-11-23

DOCTA WAHWEE


faxed28 - 2009-11-12

MANKIND SHALL LIVVVvvvv...

..vv...vvvvvv....e


TheOtherCapnS - 2009-11-12

Suffer like G did?


zerobackup - 2009-11-13

I KNOW! I was waiting for this and like 15-20 more clips from Resident Evil #1, but alas we were thwarted by the terrible JRPGs.


kingofthenothing - 2009-11-12

This list is BULLSHIT. Where's the classic line of all lines from Resident Evil 1?

"Barry! Where's... Barry?"
"I don't know... I think he's... dead."
"....No."


Hooper_X - 2009-11-17

They call her the Master of Unlocking.


Gwago - 2009-11-12

Hold me if I'm dying... and vice versa, okay?


twinkieafternoon - 2009-11-12

If I die, will you play Chopin in remembrance of me?


Gwago - 2009-11-17

Only if you agree to do the same.


Desidiosus - 2009-11-12

Please forgive my late arrival.


memedumpster - 2009-11-12

-1 for not including Destrega.


Cena_mark - 2009-11-12

#3 Who knew Barney Frank did voice acting.


Lauritz Melchior - 2009-11-12

The last five were pretty great


BHWW - 2009-11-12

-but HOW-oo do I get back to Tokyo?


Caminante Nocturno - 2009-11-12

Evil Zone was much, much greater than the sum of its parts.


Merzbau - 2009-11-12

Doctah Wally!

And hell yeah, #24 was great.


RocketBlender - 2009-11-12

Also, the voice actor in Megaman 8 stuttered almost forgot his script for a second. "We must find it immediately w-megaman."

That's seriously the best take they felt they were going to get for that line?


twinkieafternoon - 2009-11-12

We'll find Doctor Wowwy.

He was drunk. He was clearly drunk.


Pangalin - 2009-11-12

nudda engie mission fum da wadar womb


RomancingTrain - 2009-11-12

The opening to SoTN, the laughing scene from FFX, and Trish's death from Devil May Cry.


RocketBlender - 2009-11-12

I loved #18. "in his blood? Way to go kid!"

Also, based on this video alone, I've got to track down a copy of Michegan: report from hell.


Senator_Unger - 2009-11-12

Where else would have I gotten this...UN-HOLY...AC-TING....TALENT!?


sliggy - 2009-11-12

When #50 turned out to be the "Master of Unlocking" line, I knew this was going to be the good shit.


azazel - 2009-11-12

one of the best vids here


StanleyPain - 2009-11-12

From now on, if a girl flirts with me who I"m not interested in, I am using the line "I like girls. But, now.....it's about justice."


Billy the Poet - 2009-11-12

#17: Yoda been drinkin'


Toenails - 2009-11-12

Am I just old, or am I just lame for not forgiving the lack of "WISE FWOM YO' GWAVE!"?


Spastic Avenger - 2011-01-01

WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM


Chalkdust - 2009-11-13

#9 is my favorite

also this list could have been nothing but Dynasty Warriors 3 and it would have been just as valid.


Jet Bin Fever - 2009-11-13

Isn't #7 the Diablo narrator? I remember opening books about Archangels and stuff and hearing his voice.


Chalkdust - 2009-11-13

Paul Eiding! Diablo narrator as well as Colonel Campbell from Metal Gear Solid.


TSR - 2010-05-28

Yeah, bad lines but the voice acting doesn't rank with the others at all


cognitivedissonance - 2009-11-14

when we find that meteor, we'll find doctah wiwey?


Broose182 - 2009-11-14

This is gold, children, GOLD!


Hooper_X - 2009-11-17

Number nine is the greatest great to ever great a great.


tamago - 2009-11-18

I almost took away a star for no "Jill sandwich," but this is too good.


athodyd - 2009-11-20

Has there ever been a failure more deserved and justified than the TurboGrafx system?


tamago - 2009-12-03

Atari Jaguar?


saganaki - 2010-01-05

3DO?


Space Helicopter - 2010-04-24

Gamecom?


SixDigitDebt - 2009-12-02

#7. Diablo narrator guy?


klingerbgoode - 2009-12-18

Hey all right, a lot of TG16 here!


Ruination - 2010-01-05

This is funny and all, but... where's Goldman?


tamago - 2010-08-02

For extra laughs, turn on captions under "transcribe audio."


Riskbreaker - 2010-11-15

WHERE THE FUCK IS GOLDMAN? DOGS OF THE YOUTUBE!


thebaronsdoctor - 2011-01-04

46 starts out sounding like Don Knotts and then goes to a weird place...
45 Sounds like Katey Sagal
35 "As we venge for my wife...Daughter"
30 like Mickey Rooney in breakfast at Tiffany's
8 THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO!!!


dairyqueenlatifah - 2013-05-07

WAY TO GO KID!


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