Would someone get that fucking baseball out of the mashed potatoes.

What happened to human beings, and coaches? And dads?

Our national pastime.

This really does a great job coming to a horrifying crescendo. Did they just hit their mom in the face with a baseball and get off with a "you guys..." and then invite the baseball to thanksgiving (what)? If I hit my mom with a baseball I probably would have had my hands cut off.

date rapists in training.

i would love to see them try to explain cricket this way

Where is the entire original of this? I need to watch the whole thing.

You're...choking...me.

Also, what's up with the tranny baseball?

This probably scared a lot of kids away from baseball.

Everything is Terrible, accept no imitators.