I can't believe this languished in the hopper for 7 days.

GO COLBY, GO!

...I really really don't understand the costume design on this thing. I do, however, absolutely love the hairstyle on Lil' Biff Tannen.

(also, the proto-Daft Punk thing around 4:00)

Jesus fucking christ Nick, if you stopped being a complete dick for even two seconds of your goddamn life, maybe they wouldn't have sent you to hell to get gang-raped by robots. READ YOUR FUCKING BIBLE.

4:20.....also, what are they wearing?

the kid at 2:06 is what turned into larry the cable guy

I had forgot how bad the borg make up was in the beginning.

Ah good, yet another terrifying children's character! Thank you, low-rent Christian edutainment programming and edutainment in general!

This becomes amazing at about 4:10.

Mommy does Colby have a soul.

I had to flee from my computer at around 4:34.

Flip and Flop are clearly a vicious ad hominem attack on whoever or whatever the fuck they're supposed to represent.

That's the most effed up Linux distro I've ever seen.

FUCK, I remember spending one horrible 8-hour carpool-ride having to listen to cassette tapes of this as a kid. I HAD managed to blank it from my memory up till now.

Another terrifying moment from my childhood... this was part of the Psalty series, which were a travelling show during Summer Vacation Bible Schools way back when.

"Why is my computer still broke? My friends and I prayed over it and everything!"

Colby ended up getting his own TV show, Colby's Clubhouse. There's episodes on YouTUbe and otherwise findable via Google Video.

Wow, EIT and FFF just keep topping one another. This is amazing. EIT did pretty good editing for once.

Nick's hair is the elephant in the room.

Colby: the first Cylon.

Everything truly IS terrible...

... My computer is my friend, Nick.

Welcome to Suspenders Town, where everyone SHOUTS EVERY SINGLE LINE OF DIALOGUE.

I had no idea God's grace was extended to robots

Ya know...for a bunch of christian kids they sure do have some "fabulous" hand gestures and poses...also what the fuck kinda computer is that? impracticality is on high alert!!!

Androgyny is what powers Colby to do such wonders.

4:10+

Really good mescaline is like that - the first hour is all waiting. Halfway into the second hour, you start to curse the creep who burned you because nothing's happening. And then all of a sudden...ZANG!

Commodore Gilgamesh is the best editor.
He is a force of nature.

the last minute and a half melted my brain