Amen.

As you can see her bravery against the path blocking oppressors motivated many followers of our cause that felt enslaved. They rush to her aid against the door after they realized that having the courage to fight is necessary for a bright and doorless future.

Except it's nov 5th, 2007. grainy video, not that hilarious. 2 stars.

You're not hilarious at all. No stars!

SHIT RUN FOR THE CHOPPER!

SHIT THERE ARE ALSO DOORS ON THE CHOPPER!

THEY HAVE ALL THE EXITS COVERED!

AND THE WINDOWS ARE IN CAHOOTS WITH THEM OH NO!

Richmond, how long have you been sitting on that joke?

Cena, make a video of you actually walking into the recruiters office, talking to the recruiter, signing the forms and having the recruiter verify that you have indeed signed you life away and maybe we'll upgrade you to just moron. Till then, you are chickenhawk, door lover.

opps, that was a comment for down below. I guess I'm the moron. Need a roommate, cena. We can cower under the covers and I'll gently enter you while the bedroom door slowly swings shut.

Aelric has a very good idea here. And I want to take it a bit further. Until this video is posted, the only response Cena should get from anybody on this site is "where is that video of you and the recruiter?"

No arguing with him over his half-assed political views. Nothing. He is cut off from whatever weird joy he gets from our responses until we see him and a recruiter.

The number of suicide doors in the WTC and on the planes far outnumbered the hijackers. WHY DO YOU HAVE A DOOR BEHIND YOUR PAINTED FACE, TERROR SUPPORTER?

SOME of us are morally and intellectually consistent. The doors have valid reasons. I may not support their actions, but I surely don't support ours, either.

It's the exact kind of cavalier attitude toward the maiming and killing of doors displayed in these comments that started the whole thing.

If we give in to fear, the doors have already won.

You're unAmerican. These wood-niggers are baby-killers and should be converted to Christianity.

You sound like a bunch of chicken hawks to me. I doubt any of you have attacked any doors.

You sound like a chicken hawk to me. I doubt you have ever attacked people in the desert.

Careful, you're risking a face turn.

Billy Jane Vaginafuck: I am a face I've always been a face.

Mongo: I'm actually planning on joining officer programs with one of the branches of the US Armed Forces. Nope I'm not a chicken hawk, I'm the real deal.

Riiiiight.

Mall ninja.

....aaaaaaaaand.... SCENE!

By 'joining officer programs', Cena_Mark really means 'drinking beer at the local militia outfit'. That way, he neither has to swear fealty to President Jigaboo or pass a standardized fitness test.

Show me the front lines to the war on terror, and a strategy that doesn't involve futility.

Hah. Got you where it hurt, motherfucker.

Bullshit Penis_mark

Can I has door?

NO