All stars for 1:36 to 1:42

Japan dreams of a day where every man will have the social skills of Caminante Nocturno. What will America do in the great social awkwardness wars?

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fucking robosexuals.

Maybe Japans low birth rate is due to their womans vaginas not rotating at a high enough rpm.

I like how they didn't animate any of his parent's walls in those use cases for this thing.

Take it from me, don't mix this up with the Slap Chop.

Honestly just sort of looks like it's going to twist your dangler right off.

Does it come in non-asian sizes?

You could not pay me enough money to stick my dick in that thing

I wouldn't fuck it with a stolen dick

* apologies to George Carlin

This is the most terrifying thing I've ever seen. It's like something out of one of the Saw movies.

I can't hear you guys over the sound of my DICK SCREAMING.

* apologies to Patton Oswalt

I was sold at "7 x 7 = 49"

This is going to twist somebody's dick off sooner or later.

Y'know, sometimes your penis can look dull and rough. But luckily this baby can buff your penis to a smooth, high gloss shine.

One day it will seem like a good idea, to Japan, to make semen powered sex robots. This will last until starving robots start growing humans on farms.

Who's ready for a Penis Milkshake?

uh the domain is www.RENDS.jp

that really makes me almost hesitant to buy one

Imagine how shiny your penis would be after using this. It would be like that anime trope where a dude takes of his trousers and his dick is pure light.