It seems no matter how hard we try, this man will never go away. 5 for the persistence of evil.

HOW DARE THEY INSINUATE HE RAN A GYM AT ONE POINT

Wow, Andrew Dice Clay is like the reverse Terminator. Of profanity.

He should be thrilled that someone is paying attention to him, especially considering how unfunny he is.

How charming

I have long wished this guy would just die anonymously. I kind of thought it might have happened in those 15 years where no one heard a word from or about him.

Well, he's not going to break character just because people are paying attention again.

Wasn't this posted like two years ago when this actually happened?

"Hey, Ralph! Fuck you and I'm leaving."

I'm fine with five-starring this dupe seeing as how the original has an average rating of 2 stars. Quit bustin' his balls!

Yeah, fuck those guys for trying to help you prop up the tattered remains of your flash-in-the-pain career.

COMING UP ON THE ART CARNEY SITUATION: WILL TRYING 9/11 TERRORISTS IN NEW YORK CITY JUST LEAD TO MORE ATTACKS? WE'LL ASK RALPH AND ALICE. THEN LATER, FORMER UN AMBASSADOR JOHN BOLTON IS HERE TO DISCUSS HAIR-BRAINED SCHEMES. JOIN US TONIGHT ON THE ART CARNEY SITUATION.

This man embodies so much raw douche that I can't taste salt anymore.