I keep clicking your comment, but nothing's happening! >.

you have to post your credit card number first, dummy!

5 stars for Bic Lighters.

Completely agreed. I know this insufferable hipster that carries a zippo around but he doesn't even smoke. He just goes around lighting other people's cigarettes or candy sticks at parties.

Konversekid, I think that's nearly EVERY Zippo owner. A group of my friends is college decided that they wanted to do Zippo tricks, so every fucking one of them except me bought one. None of them smoked, they just walked around the place flicking the damn things like retards.

One of the girls identified with her Zippo so much that she decided to get a tattoo of it on her back. Knowing that her religious family wouldn't be pleased she wanted to include a cross. The fucking idiot walked into a tattoo parlor and asked them to give her a tattoo of a Zippo lighting a cross on fire. She now has a flaming cross on her back.

Zippos ruined my friends! Don't play with lighters, kids.

These stars are for your friends.

what garcet said. god that's hilarious.

Zippos are the devils work, 4 stars. 1 star for reminding me of things I thought were cool in 7th grade.

Zippos are pretty useless if you actually want to smoke anything other than cigarettes. The butane stank of a zippo will ruin a good cigar.

@Doctor

The way a Zippo burns through fluid makes them pretty damn useless for lighting cigarettes. Bic lighters have the longest life of any lighter I have ever seen.

Of course, Zippo lighters are a pyro's best friend. The things I've seen set ablaze by my friend would blow your mind.

5 stars for Anhedonia making a rather craptacular video extra special.

...hold on...

I know that they are somewhere around here...

Ah.

Here we go.

Incredible story.

Seriously, loving the shit out of this story about your unbelievable idiot friend.

Lighting a cigarette off an induction stove top without getting burned is a pretty good trick.

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Five stars for that emoticon.