They've been singing this since the Romans and them were going at each other's throats. Such is their pride in their confections, that they become battle hymns of sugary glory.

You're thinking about the nominative case, the dative/genitive form of "die" is "der". In this case "der" basically means "of the". I think, anyway.

Yup.

I don't remember much German, but I remember that.

As in "Nosferatu: Phantom der Nacht"

just don't ever talk about articles in german or else you're guaranteed to be wrong.

This video only comes your way when you look up that other video with the donkey humping a couch..., allegedly.

Actually, after watching this on youtube, quite a few Lazytown clips showed up on the list.