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Caminante Nocturno - 2009-11-28

Ten seconds in, and everything goes wrong.


Candlejackv616 - 2009-11-28

Really? the pre-loader image alone said it all for me.


Sudan no1 - 2009-11-28

I don't care if his name is Mitsubishi Yojimbo, the main character's gotta be white!


oogaBooga - 2009-11-28

I like king of fighters. A lot. And I still dont know who the fuck any of these people are supposed to be representing. I think I saw Kyo throwing a flaming sword, but the rest of it is just poppycock. POPPYCOCK!


FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown - 2009-11-28

You could play King of Fighters for a thousand years and still never make the connection without the title card at the end.


Riskbreaker - 2009-11-28

What i wonder is, who is this movie made for? The fans will hate it, kids will find it stupid, it's going directo to video. Who the hell would go and spend money on this thing?


Aoi - 2009-11-28

No one would go and spend money on this thing. That's why it's direct-to-video.

Dohohoho.


Candlejackv616 - 2009-11-28

Fans of Street Fighter:The legend of Chun Li? they seem to have copied its aesthetics to a T, right down to nothing resembling anything from the game.


Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2009-11-28

vega had claws


he did


Hooker - 2009-11-28

Ray Park in a lynchpin role, you say?


Camonk - 2009-11-28

I think he just did this one so people would see his face. Maybe hear his voice once or twice.


Maggot Brain - 2009-11-28

Dude, look at that guy play by his own rules.


poorwill - 2009-11-28

Oh man. This is just ... oh man.


Kieran27 - 2009-11-28

So bad I couldn't look away, mainly cause I couldn't believe how much of a generic back alley this "other dimension" looked like. And while we're on the subject, how does a fighter play by his own rules? Seems to me all he did was use a sword... which everyone else did ten seconds later.


Xenocide - 2009-11-28

Well, sure, because once he began playing by his own rules, the social order broke down and soon everyone was playing by their own rules. And everyone's rules allow swords.


delicatessen - 2009-11-28

In such a situation my rules would involve guns

MY RULES


Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2009-11-28

Typical SNK. Always competing with Street Fighter.


Scattersane - 2009-11-28

Five stars for this.


Hugo Gorilla - 2009-11-28

Maggie Q in the role of Mai Shiranui. That scrawny bitch has, at best, B-cups. Fuck this movie.


Caminante Nocturno - 2009-11-28

I'm sincerely offended by how much she doesn't look like Mai Shiranui.


Nikon - 2009-11-28

This movie is terrible.


StanleyPain - 2009-11-28

HE WILL DESTROY THE UNIVERSE WITH HIS GARBAGE BAG THROWING SKILL


a flaming monkey - 2009-11-28

This is what happens:
someone writes a generic martial arts screenplay about swords and apocalypse and junk that has nothing to do with King of Fighters -> a no name producer seeking moderate profit picks it up, evidently seeing some promise -> producer seeks to enhance promise by ripping off popular video game title and character names to increase recognition of the product -> a movie which is not King of Fighters but is still called King of Fighters emerges -> the controversy generates mild, persistent interest as fans of the game series, who know the movie will be crap, have to at least rent it to prove that it is indeed crap.
I have to believe this is the case, otherwise nothing in the world makes sense.


Riskbreaker - 2009-11-28

Yep, pretty much everything you said.


a flaming monkey - 2009-11-28

Still, if I was the director of this film, I'd probably insert Zangief as a cameo--just to confuse everyone. First I'd make it clear that he is indeed Zangief, by interrupting the plot with HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER, followed by a soundbite of Zangief's recogisable lariat grunt. When 'Zangief' appears onscreen however, he'd be a 5 foot tall janitor with smallpox scars who says 'bolshoy tavieda' with a Jamaican accent and then attacks people with a mop.


Riskbreaker - 2009-11-29

Also: Bison dollars


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