Uh oh.

*Somebody* found a book.

I like the video but I don't know if it's POE material.

OK after :50 I can pretty much figure out how the rest of the ten minutes goes so I'm just gonna stop it and give him my stars and hope I get a chance to slap him in real life some time.

Our grandfathers believed that people should not be out there in that field and using marijuana before marriage.

Like it says in the Bible.

I'm sorry. Were you saying something?

Oh shit, it's late-onset journalism major syndrome, I've seen it before but never this bad. Townley, get some girly magazines, meet me off the interstate, I've got a radar detector and we can make good time. Caminante, get him on the phone and don't stop reading Kipling's "If" until I tell you! No time for a beer run, we're just going to have to get lucky.

Man am I glad i dropped out.

There's a glass jaw hidden under that wispy beard.

I'd hang out with him...

He's like a young, stoned, completely uninteresting Adam Savage.

5:40-6:40 - OH HOLY SHIT, YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT CHILDREN ARE HEAVILY INFLUENCED BY THE BELIEFS OF THEIR PARENTS?

Thank God he used a clunky, forced computer metaphor to explain that revolutionary idea to us.

Also: he doesn't want to "think in terms of boy or girl." This is code for "I am this close to sucking my first cock and I don't even realize it."

This guy just seems like he was born 40 years too late.

He's almost ready to listen to a Dead Kennedy's album.